Wine/Sake/Food word of the day.....

Wine/Sake/Food word o' the day.....
Bonarda is actually Corvo from northern Italy. It grows very well in Argentina, but it gets mis-understood and mistaken.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

God loves you but I think you are an asshole

Well, ok that's not nice.  But on a recent drive home from Jupiter (90 miles or so) My friend and I saw the oddest thing...
A sky writer, attempting to send a message to the world from the sky with the trail of exhaust from the plane.  Out of the blue (ha ha) a "U" appeared and then then the plane disappeared.  Then suddenly a "+" showed up.  I was too optimistic, I must say, assuming this was a marriage proposal, a simple random proclamation of love, or at the very least an ad for a pizza joint.  But then the letters "G," "O," and (my heart is sinking at this point because I think I know what is coming next......) the "D."  And then the "=" and the smiley face.  Really dude?  Do you not have anything better to do with that fuel?  Do you really want "God" to create an accident with all of the gawkers on I95?  Did the FAA give you clearance for this shit?  Sheesh.



We could only get the "God = :-)" so I am truly sorry if you really needed the "U +" to get the full message.  It's not like I took the "Christ" out of Christmas.
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Doin' it on South Beach

I don't "party."  In fact I really cringe when people use the word "party" as a verb.  That being said, a few weekends ago, I "partied."  Friday night was a party in DC with my sis and her boyfriend, which usually ends up in silly debauchery around 5am.  I had a 6:30am flight, so needless to say, I might not have gone to bed.  BUT, I did catch my flight.... in time to take a very short nap, unpack, and make it to a 40th birthday party on South Beach.  The Clevelander.  I don't mean to name names for the sake of "dropping" a name, but Conrad is a friend of a friend, and his family knows how to throw a bash.  I was thrilled to prop my eyelashes up with toothpicks to go.....
This is my friend Dave, and the birthday boy's mother....and be honest, I don't look nearly as tired as I felt, do I?





So this was a party complete with open bar, live music down below by the pool, and body airbrush.  You have not really "partied" in South Beach if you haven't been airbrushed...... and so you might conclude that I have not really "partied" in SoBe.  However, I've watched from the outskirts.....

Birthday Cake



Here is the birthday boy himself... in case he forgot who he was - or we did!



Honestly, a party on South Beach can be lots of fun... it all depends on who you are with, and most importantly, if somebody is willing to make themselves more interesting with a little paint..... it will definitely be good entertainment!

Happy 40th, Conrad!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

WiFi & Pool

I just discovered that my pool has free WiFi.  If only mac made a waterproof laptop!  I tell you what.... it was funny to go down and sit by the pool with my laptop only to find 3 other people there working from their lounge chairs.  I guess I now "share" an office!  :-)




Working like this does not suck!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

BEACH TIME!

I can't believe it has taken me this long to blog about the beach.  Why do people live in Miami?  The beach.  The water.  The sand.  The bikini-watching.  The savage tans.  Ahhhh the beach.
Guess what?  I went to the beach for the first time this year last Saturday.  I waited until August to hit the beach!  Don't tell my fellow Miamians.... I'd be boo-ed.  Shame on me.

I love the beach, especially Miami Beach, and what I didn't realize was that each cross street defines the beach experience (Miami Beach stretching from 1st & Collins up to 23rd & Collins).  For example, the farthest south you can really go is Nikki Beach - 1 Ocean Drive is the landmark.  Nikki Beach is a resort, club, and the local name for the beach area associated with it.  You can rent umbrellas & chairs there (kinda pricey) and bring your cooler and chill on your plush lounge chair or the sand for some prime people-watching.  This is where the beautiful people hang....

But, go a little north and there is a place where cultures collide too.  My sister and I like to say that the heart of Miami Beach is where Hollywood, the French Riviera and Ohio come together.  You have stars and star wannabes (insert picture of Flo-Rida taping the beach scenes for "Sugar" video here), Europeans who are oblivious but beautiful and exotic (and sometimes topless), and then the obese couple eating fried chicken with their loud screaming kids.  It's truly something to behold.

Waiting for chicken!
Topless!








One day, when I was out walking this particular beach with some friends, we saw this happy photo opportunity....



In case you missed the fine print




So mosey up a bit north to 12th and Collins and you are in a "sea" (pun intended) of banana hammocks, weenie bikinis, grape smugglers, slug huggers, sausage casing... whatever you want to call them.  The nice thing is, these guys usually look good in their speedos.  You get the drift....



So Saturday, I was actually around 21st and Collins, which was fantastic because we could rent chairs and an umbrella for $50 or so, and we were right near a little tiki bar that served food and drinks.  It wasn't too crowded or noisy - or even touristy for that matter.  Just a nice good day at the beach.  And the only photo op was this:


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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Fruity & Spicy

Hey fellow Miamians!  Have you been to the Fruit & Spice Park?  I think this place is totally cool.  If you don't know, it is 37 acres set aside by the Miami-Dade County Parks and Rec Department in the Redlands. Because this area has a tropical climate like no other in the US, it can host over 500 varieties of fruit and spice trees from all over the world.  There are 150 varieties of mango, 75 different types of bananas, over 70 bamboo specimens and then countless other exotic edibles (and non-edibles).  The cost is $8 for adults, $1.50/children 6-12, under 6 is free, and it is open every day of the year except Christmas.

Jackfruit
My sister was in town for a conference and spent an extra day here so we could play, and we headed off for this park.  It was a hot day, but the trees are so fantastic and shade is abundant.... and it is a nice way to spend an afternoon.

They always have interesting fruits available to taste, and while you can't pick anything off the trees, whatever is on the ground is fair game.  You aren't supposed to leave the park with fruit, but we took big bags and got away with a couple of mangoes and mameys.

So the park is laid out primarily by geography: Asia, Australia, Africa, South America, etc.  Most of the trees have labels on them as well - MOST of them.



Like these.




And then we found things we couldn't identify like this little nugget of goodness.  We sampled this in the Visitor's Center before we entered the park and loved it.  And no, by "nugget of goodness" I am not talking about my sister.  I am talking about the fruit.  And no, I'm still not talking about my sister.














Here's another one we couldn't identify, but luckily there was a sign!  There was an entire "inedible" section....




This was one of my favorites.  From a distance, the blossoms really did look like fried eggs!









I liked the "sausage" tree too  (insert inappropriate joke & giggle here).












We saw so many things - cocao, kola, tamarind, tumeric, lemon grass, star apple, peach, carob, cinnamon.... so very cool!  One of the things I love about living in Florida is the access to so many exotic fruits.  I have become a fruit eater.  I really have always enjoyed vegetables more (I like my fruit in the form of liquid fermentation....), but when Mameys are in season, I'm happy --  they are like a cross between a sweet potato and a papaya and absolutely yummy. The papaya and mangoes are amazing here too. I have fresh-from-someone's-tree mangoes on my countertop (I didn't steal them, friends did!)  Oh and lychees.... I have fresh lychees in my fridge as I type this too!  Lots of work for a stupid little morsel, but oh!  That morsel is so yummy!


Carambola (star fruit)

Mexican Winter Avocado

Definitely worth a visit on a lazy afternoon!

http://fruitandspicepark.org/friends/index.php

Monday, July 26, 2010

NAOE - pronounced oddly enough, "naoe"

Naoe is owned by Chef Kevin Cory, Miami born but Japanese by heritage.  His family owns a sake brewery in Ishikawa Prefecture (southwest peninsula off of the main island called Honshu) which brews all of the sake that is served in the restaurant.  The brewery is called Nakamura, and you can order Junmai, Ginjo, and Daiginjo grade sake from this brewery which is exclusively sold in this restaurant, or you can have Sapporo.  I suggest you order the sake!  There is also a dessert sake made using "wine yeast" which I didn't get to try, but I most certainly will on the next visit.  There is also an array of non-alcoholic beverages including green tea.

Chef Cory learned Japanese Cuisine from Exec. Chef Nobuo Kase who learned the craft in Kyoto, where Kaiseki Ryori, (the most sophisticated and coveted of Japanese Cuisine) is headquartered.  He then learned from his uncle and admitted mentor Yasushi Naoe, who is highly revered in Kaiseki dining by the Japanese.  After several restaurant experiences in Miami, he finally opened Naoe, the name being a tribute to his uncle, in March, 2009.  The reviews have been stunning since the beginning -- and just to name a few, Gayot top 10 New Restaurants, Highest Rated by Yelp in Miami, Highest Rated in Miami by Open Table, NBC #1 restaurant, Miami New Times 2010 Best Japanese Restaurant.....

Your experience must first start off with a reservation (required and exclusive through opentable.com), and these are offered for 8pm, 9pm, or midnight seatings Wednesday-Sunday, and the place only can serve 17 at a time, so no matter when you choose to dine, the experience will be intimate.  Go with close friends, not your surf-buddies or your rowdy book club.

We chose to sit at the bar.  Which was the best decision, considering we got to witness 37 year old Chef Cory hard at work as the master of his small domain.  The hostess/server explained the experience, and coached us about what to expect:  a Bento Box and Miso Soup, then various courses of sushi/sashimi that is made from seafood that was "alive this morning or still alive."  This restaurant brings in fish directly from the Tsukiji Fish Market in Tokyo (pictured above-right), or the Miami fish ports every day. The website motto "It's Not Fresh, It's Alive" rings true indeed!



So here is the Bento Box.  Top Left:  Some kind of sushi with a mashed mountain vegetable foam,  Bottom Left:  Rice with Shiitake Mushrooms, Bottom Right:  Spanish Mackerel sushi and poached lobster with freshly grated wasabi (much sweeter and milder than your typical wasabi paste), Upper Right:  Raw-ish pork with mustard sauce, sweet pea pods, tempura fish tail, and (gasp) Sea Bream "male eggs" - translate - SPERM.

And company included - the vote was that the Sea Bream Sperm was the highlight of the experience.  The butternut squash miso soup was exquisite and fragrant.... Great digestif and completely yummy!

I must emphasize there is no menu.  This is the chef's whimsy, and largely based on what is local and fresh and seasonal.  And true to the Bento Box style of dining, the presentation was simply lovely and the variety of flavors broad, yet focused. The soup was slurped sans spoon, also very traditional.  This is no-doubt the most traditional Japanese cuisine I've found in the US.
So then we are instructed by our Asian but nearly accent-free server "Wendy" that the next portion of our meal is sushi/sashimi -- based on what was fresh in the moment. We could pick and choose through the rotation, no need to try everything, but we were encouraged to try the salmon and scallops, truly fresh and delicious at the time.  However, we could stop at any time - a classier version of the red/green drink coaster at Fogo de Chao that alerts the server/chef when you are "ready for action" or "sitting this one out."





I love Naoe.  






And I love scallop sushi.  I just don't love salmon.  At least not until Chef Cory got to me.  This salmon was melt-in-your mouth goodness and fresh, thin, buttery and completely amazing.  The scallop was alive 30 seconds before being served over the warm slightly vinegary rice.  It melted in my mouth and practically dissolved into nothing but flavor..... oh my goodness was this fresh!  Each piece was hand painted with specially designed soy sauce, created by the chef to enhance each morsel.





And then we had the Geoduck Clam.  Wow!  This thing the closest to a dildo I've ever seen in a kitchen.  There really isn't anything else intelligent I can say about this creature.  There is meat in a clam shell and then a "foot" that looks unmistakably like a penis.  I mean, use your imagination to come up with another description, and well, um..... yep.  It's nearly identical to a penis.  What's even more uncomfortable?   That's the part we ate!  


Ok, so Chef Cory flash-boiled this thing to kill it, and then dipped it in ice water to halt the cooking process, and voila! - no shrinkage! LOL! We still have a piece of raw shellfish that looks like a penis.  And then you watch the chef salt it and then carefully slice it in down the center - despite the wincing and grimacing of every male in the room.  And then the meat is scored, painted again with soy, and served sushi-style.  And I have to admit once again, exquisite.  


After some shimmery mackerel sushi, and some baby shrimp that was tiny, sweet and with a truly unique but delectable texture, we gave in.  "No more" we cried!

So Wendy brought us true mochi (difficult to find in the US) coated in Sweet Potato Flour, and served with toothpicks.  This was one of my favorite desserts while traveling through Japan and Naoe does not disappoint!  Then a mystery ice cream and Wendy challenged us to identify the mystery flavor.  Hmmmmm I thought Sesame, because it was slightly peanut-butterish.  However we were told the ice cream's secret flavor was soy sauce - and the savory, sweet, creamy cold sensation began to make sense.  Completely amazing.

I'm no Michelin Guide or Food Critic, but I give this place 5 out of 4 stars, 11 out of 10 smiley faces and three thumbs up.  Amen.
www.naoemiami.com

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Friday, July 23, 2010

Foodgasms

I listen to a lot of podcasts and recently was turned on to one from foodnetworkhumor.com.  This is a great website with matching podcasts produced by sisters Jillian and Michelle Madison who love to poke fun at the lovable/hatable stars of the Food Network.  I too, have rolled my eyes when Rachel Ray says "EVOO" instead of Olive Oil and her exclamation "Yum-o!" makes me a little batty.  Giada's cleavage is a hot topic among some of my male foodie friends, and I swear The Barefoot Contessa's background music comes from some soft porn soundtrack.  Sandra Lee, token FN lush, puts vodka in everything and Paula Deen is likely an underground member of the Taliban sent to give us all high cholesterol and slow fattening deaths.

Anyway.... on one particular podcast, Jillian and Michelle were discussing the "foodgasm" faces that each FN Star is required to make when tasting their yummy creation on camera.  This "foodgasm" face is of course designed to get you hot and bothered for the recipe, the show, the host...whatever.   You find yourself mesmerized on the couch with your mouth watering, your heart racing, your Giada "claw" working it and a burning desire to eat Rachel's "Stoup" or grill some buttered corn a la Bobby Flay.

So I got to thinking that this "foodgasm" idea will come in handy when I talk about my life as a wine/sake importer.  I get to eat truly amazing meals and drink some of the best wine/sake in some of the hottest places.  And yes, I am bragging.

So at the risk of the titillating (or slightly creepy) "overshare," I'm going to share some of my recent foodgasms with you......


Schioppetto E Sandrone Wine Dinner at the Ritz Carlton on Key Biscayne
(Left) Scampi Stuffed Zucchini Blossom, with Melon and Buffalo Mozzarella Napoleon
(Right) Roasted Lamb Loin Medallion, Grilled Polenta, Apricot/Rosemary Jam
Ooooh La La!


Mercadito
Shrimp Tacos and a Total Cock(tail)gasm! 
This place has some of the best creative "meals in a glass" - seriously. 
Pepino el Pyu, Big Nose Goes to Mexico, Little Market
(my fave is on the left loaded with muddled cucumber and the one in the middle is lit on fire)
Hot! Hot! Hot!


This is my absolutely favorite dish from new-restaurant-in-town Zuma.
Disclaimer: the pic is a little out of focus because they don't let you take pics.  I was being stealth!
 Miso Marinated Black Cod in a Hoba leaf with yellow miso dipping sauce.
I have dreams about this dish - and a shameless public foodgasm when the dish is served.
Ohhhh yeahhhhhh.....



So a rockin' chef friend of mine and I tried to duplicate it........we marinated this piece of Chilean Sea Bass for 3 days in a mixture of yellow miso, Junmai grade sake and a tablespoon of sugar.  We baked for 14 minutes in a convection oven at 400, then broiled on high for another 3-4 minutes.....  While this one wasn't garnished as provocatively as Zuma's version, the fish was sublime!  And multiple foodgasms ensued.....






Ok, insert shameless Happy Birthday to Me with Tres Leches cake here.... OBVIOUS gasm
Cakegasm?  Holidaygasm?  Birthdaygasm? (Maybe what I wished for ended in "gasm" too)
So I blew out the candle and ate cake.



And finally the drinkgasms....


So now I have to write about a few recent beveages.  The first is easy (and on the left) - the squid ink mojito at Jaguar.  Anyone who knows me knows I LOVE squid ink.  I would bathe in it.  I never thought to make a drink with it!  And don't worry that the drink looks black.  It is filled with ink from a cuttle fish.  And rum.  And lime.  The ink is salty and rich, the lime is perfect acidic balance and the alcohol is well, alcohol.  And I sucked every wonderful drop of it down through that straw.  DELISH!  By the way, Jaguar in the Grove only does this cocktail every once in a while... keep your eyes peeled and I will too.  www.jaguarspot.com

On the right?  A venture to Schnebly Winery in the Redlands.  Let me tell you one thing my friends:  This winery makes some very interesting wines using estate grown fruit.  The wines are pretty solid and a nice surprise; and me with my 10 yr + wine experience, and my sister with her 5 yr+ experience both called a spade a spade and a star fruit a star fruit (carambola) on this one.  The wines from Schnebly are pretty damn good.  People of Florida should be proud or a winery that seeks to showcase what grows locally, on top of what ferments into decent wine with a little chemistry influence.  Dare I repeat myself, these wines are good.  Don't expect Meursault or Ch. Margeaux, but expect tasty wines made with fruits like Avacado, Passion Fruit, Guava and Carambola.  $17 for a full tasting, open everyday, and you get a glass to take home.  If you bring that very glass on your next visit, tastings will free.  So friends and lushes and those who just 'slightly like to drink', I have two wine glasses and two champagne glasses.... your next "gasm" might be with me!!  www.schneblywinery.ning.com



The right?  Wine and sake consumed at a recent experience at Two Chefs in South Miami (www.twochefsrestaurant.com). Too bad we ate the food before the photo opp, but let me tell you, we drank well.  My fave?  Tony Sotor's Pinot Noir (second from right).  I can never drink enough of his wine and I loved this particular one from a single vineyard!  If I recall, it went well with an Artichoke and Lobster soup...........
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Stay tuned for more "gasms" - I'm kind of liking the concept!  Thanks for the new term,  Jillian and Michelle!






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